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The Fine Bros are back once again with another one of their “Elders React” videos and this time they are taking the old folks on a trip to Snapchat City.
The best reaction I saw was from a woman who once playing around with it asked, “Who would care?”
Another guys says, “It’s kind of stupid.”
Oh those elders and all their silly “logic.”
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It seems like any time I post a video from YouTube where the person’s shot the footage in portrait mode holding their phone vertically I get no less than ten thousand comments complaining about how the phone should always be held horizontally, and how video should ALWAYS be shot in landscape mode. Well, as it turns out Snapchat says otherwise. Snapchat’s actually trying to create an Internet where video content is all shot vertically in portrait mode, and Snapchat’s even gone so far as to convince brands and advertisers to start shooting vertical video content.
The logic is sound: who the hell holds their phone horizontally? Nobody. Not me, not you, not anybody who uses Snapchat. So why would anyone ever bother shooting video horizontally?
Recent estimates claim that web traffic is up to 60% mobile (but that number tends to be higher for content sites), and the shift from web to mobile is growing more and more with each passing app, smartphone, and device (like the iWatch) that hits the marketplace. In order to keep up with the times Snapchat is pushing brands and advertisers who want to operate on the Snapchat platform to get into the game of shooting content in portrait mode (vertical video), and to ditch the industry standard of shooting ads and clips in landscape mode.
Snapchat is asking digital video advertisers if they are straight shooters.
The popular messaging app is encouraging marketers and media companies to shoot ads vertically, a clear departure from the common practice of using wide-angle landscape shots.
Snapchat touts itself as the go-to platform to reach millennials, and the most effective way to engage them is by turning the camera to fit the app’s vertical perspective. The move is prescient, given the latest video apps Meerkat and Periscope also stream vertically.
“We’re starting to meet with the top creatives at agencies and CMOs, and in terms of education, shooting vertical is in that conversation,” said a Snapchat rep. Marketers now have to be more thoughtful about adding Snapchat to a campaign, and it requires this customization, the rep added.
One of Snapchat’s main features is its network of media channels under its Discover brand where Comedy Central, ESPN, Cosmopolitan and others post daily roundups of their best content. The channels host original shows and other digital video snippets mixed with ads.
Snapchat said the best-performing shows and ads are those that are shot vertically; ads are viewed to the end nine times more frequently than horizontal ones, it added. That’s because users are watching with their phones in the upright position. This new reality in video consumption should be a hot topic this week as marketers gather in New York at the Digital Content NewFronts. Any disruption before consuming an ad unnecessarily discourages users, said Troy Young, president of Hearst Digital.
What’s this mean for you and me? Well, in the short term I’d reckon that we begin to see a lot more branded content shot vertically, clips ranging from straightforward ads to clips that we can’t really tell if they’re ads or not, but are good enough to click on and spend 5-seconds watch. In the long term I’d expect we seen an Internet where people stop pissing and moaning about people shooting video vertically, and hopefully this pic dies off in the coming days:
Snapchat’s an absolute BEHEMOTH of an app these days, so it’s pretty incredible that they’re already able to move the needle like this in the market.
For more on this story feel free to click on over to ‘Snapchat Persuades Brands to Go Vertical With Their Video Mobile phones change the way we watch By Garett Sloane‘
While most of us eek out a livable existence by clawing and scraping for every dollar, there are those who are not even out of high school and already have been given more wealth than you and I will ever see in our lifetimes. It’s one thing to win the lottery of life and appreciate the riches that your parents worked hard for and gave to you on a silver platter, but then it’s totally another thing to flaunt your wealth that you didn’t even work one minute in your life for. These are the Rich Kids of SnapChat.
Just looking at three of these photos caused such jealousy and fury that I wanted to start my own revolution. The driveway full of Ferrari’s that are in every color of the rainbow, the $20,000 Rolexes and the luxury vacations will really make your weekend festivities seem so basic.
From the Rich Kids of SnapChat Facebook and Tumblr, we gathered the 20 most explicitly revolting displays of absurd affluence by teenagers that will only piss you off.
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Do you like boobs? I’m pretty indifferent to them since I’m a girl. Like they’re just sacks of fat that sit in your chest rather than your stomach, whoop-dee-doo. I know I’m part of the minority though, because why else would so many people upload their boobs to the University of Texas Snapchat account? It’s insanity. Literally after every two photos or so it’s just tits. Big tits, small tits, some ass, more tits, a cat, tits, tits and tits. Doesn’t it ever get old?
Don’t answer that question, it was rhetorical and I already know what your response will be.
For those of you who have Snapchat, the username is UTunrated3, however it changes on the regular so don’t go getting married to that username. For those of you who DON’T have Snapchat, take a look below at what you’re missing out on…and yeah, I had to draw pants and stuff on people. Sorry not sorry, if you’re that angry ‘bout it then go perv off somewhere else.
Oh what a cute potted house plan- waiiitt….
[H/T TFM]
Casey Neistat is an inspiration and philosopher for Bros everywhere everywhere. He has some super awesome insight on being more productive and being a better version of yourself. And for the love of everything, people, stop sending “I’m bored” snaps.
Accomplish something, Bros. Never be bored.
It turns out that most girls don’t appreciate and covet unsolicited dick pics. But one artistic SnapChat user found a novel way to send cock photos that make girls cherish the dong pic.
Snapchat user John Leafey sends dick pics to girls, but he covers up his tallywhacker with your favorite cartoon characters. He’ll get his willie to stand at attention then cover it with the likes of Spongebob, Peter Griffin, Perry the Platypus and yes even innocent Mickey Mouse. Then he includes a punny little message which totally completes the once threatening, now hilarious penis photograph.
Usually I wouldn’t recommend sending a girl a dick pic that will instantly make a chick laugh, but this is a brilliant idea.
“I don’t consider myself to be a good artist, so I have to make up for my lack of artistic ability with creativity,” Leafey told BuzzFeed.
If I was John, I would get the biggest cartoon characters like that orange hairy monster Gossamer from Bugs Bunny to make it seem like a large canvas was needed to conceal the enormous goodness that was behind it.
He has created an Instagram account appropriately titled Mr. Dick Pic and shared his wonderful creations.
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Honest question:
Does anyone use Snapchat for anything besides receiving/sending nudes and embarrassing their friends?
I have a Snapchat account but I don’t use it much because I don’t take pictures of anything, but most of the Snapchats I get are of people embarrassing themselves in public and were just unlucky enough to get caught by a camera doing so. Which is cool, like, I’m not complaining. It’s just nice to see someone put a little more effort into making his friend look like a dipshit rather than the usual “Oh hur hur dee dur he’s sooo drunk right now har.”
Hence…these sexually suggestive Disney characters.
[H/T Elite Daily]
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As a woman who exists (almost exclusively) on social media, I’ve seen my fair share of dick pics. Sometimes I even search for them on my own volition so that I can better understand the trend, like a psychiatrist Googling their patients after a session. It’s important to search for penis answers after a random penis run-in.
Men seem to go through hoops just to send us photos of their junk. In most cases, we hear about the peen pic and the owner of the peen, but we rarely hear from the recipient of that special gift. What happens to the women on the receiving end of random dick pics sent via text, Snapchat, Facebook or carrier pigeon?
I’ll tell you what happens. Here are six honest reactions women have after receiving a dick pic, as told by myself and my female friends who’ve been on the receiving end.
Cry
A friend of mine had met a random hookup one night in her final weeks of college. After the underclassman requested a threesome, things fizzled and my friend forgot about her one-time lover.
Fast forward to weeks later. She had left the states to travel South America for the summer and had completely forgotten about her senior week boo. That’s when, on the beaches of Brazil, she opened her phone to reveal a close-up of a fully erect penis and the caption “don’t you miss me?” Horrified, she broke down sobbing out of confusion and the feeling of being violated.
I’d like to say she tossed her phone into the ocean and forgot about the whole ordeal, but she actually ended up crying some more and then deleting the photo. Throwing it into the ocean is the only way to fully kill a dick pic, though. Just so you know.
Save them for blackmail
A sexy, sassy lady I know has been receiving unsolicited dick pics since she was a young teen. I barely knew what a penis was when I was a teen, so you can imagine my horror that men were sending her photos of theirs when she was just a wee high schooler. It makes me want to swaddle her and protect her from the world.
But this girl takes care of herself. She says that men think she’s a “partier”, which to them seems to scream “dick pic aficionado.” She receives tons of them. Her favorite came from an older musician type who sent a photo of his soft junk with a packet of gum next to it for size reference. Note to men: do not compare your penis to a stick of gum. Gum is not a sizable object and it also makes us want to chew things. That only ends badly for you in multiple ways (potentially a hospital visit).
Instead of growing angry or upset, this dick pic recipient saves all photos for blackmail purposes or collateral. After asking her how she knows which dick belongs to which, well, dick, she told me she’s known to “taste the rainbow” and that it’s pretty easy for her to differentiate the penises in her library. Color me impressed. I love when dick pics can become a message for racial equality.
Panic
My flight attendant friend has been on the receiving end of numerous dick pics from all over the world. While she insists to her hookups and boyfriends that she’d prefer a sensible photo of their abs, to which she’d reply with a nice lingerie photo of her own assets, they continually send her a picture of their more private goods.
Dudes are regularly utilizing Snapchat to caption their brief dick reveals to her, saying things like “this is what you’re missing out on” or “didn’t you like my last picture?” Dudes: if there’s no response, the recipient probably did not like your last picture. Or the one before that. If you haven’t heard from her, she probably didn’t like you either. I’m sorry. These are just facts.
This friend says her initial reaction to these photos is to freeze. They happen regularly, yet she always has the same reaction: panic. Does the iCloud know that she’s getting penis pictures? Will it ruin her political career? She doesn’t even want to go into politics but what if she changes her mind? Apple will forever know that she has seen a penis. Her mind races. And then the Snapchat disappears, as does the panic. Until the next photo shows up a day later with a caption like, “Hey. Horny.”
Well, alrighty.
Consider returning the favor, then chicken out
Many women told me they occasionally consider replying to unsolicited dick pics with photos of their own. Even I, the lady who can’t land any type of man anywhere, have been in this situation. However, many of us females are incredibly awkward and uncomfortable being sexy so instead we resort to humor.
One time when a guy asked me for some hot photos, I sent him back a snap of my eyeball (never heard from him again). Another friend likes to send photos of her cat’s asshole. I warned her that some guys may be into that but she’s willing to take the risk. Many of us have considered exchanging naked pictures but in the end, some of us ladies are just too awkward to handle our own nudity.
So that’s why you dick owners will continually receive photos of scenic landscapes or our dogs’ ballsacks.
Feel unimpressed and uninspired
One high school friend told me she’d received several Snapchat dick snaps from an ex-hookup to let her know he’d “grown” since the last time she saw him. The girl took college biology. She knows dicks don’t just grow. She is unimpressed with you. Also, she has a boyfriend so back off.
When some women receive these unwanted photos, they don’t even have the energy to react. They’re not impressed with the body part that about 50% of the nation has. They also aren’t inspired to do anything with that photo of that body part. We could open up a science textbook if we’re really feeling that desperately saucy. When a woman is so exasperated with men that she clicks out of a dick pic and sighs, you know men have gone too far.
Get excited
I’d like to point out that according to everyone I’ve spoken to, including myself because I’m lonely and I talk to myself all the time, excitement over a dick pic only happens when it’s solicited or when it’s coming from a significant other. When the element of horrifying surprise is eliminated, women can actually enjoy the occasional pecker picture (great name for it, I’m copyrighting it). Some girls want to masturbate to a photo of their partner’s package. Some want to look at it when they’re feeling down. And some just like to study the penis so they don’t forget what it looks like in a long distance relationship. That’d be awkward as fuck.
Conclusion
There are all kinds of reasons why a woman might enjoy a dick pic. And yet, there are so many more reasons why she won’t. If you’ve learned anything from these females’ reactions, you now know for sure that women don’t usually enjoy the unsolicited dick pic. Particularly when you caption it with something that doesn’t matter to them. Cool that you’re horny. All men are horny. Your personal horniness is not of interest to women.
So please, for the love of our sanity, ask first. Or just don’t send one until a female asks you for it. Our eyeballs and iClouds will sincerely thank you.
Kelly Diamond is a writer. She’s not a porn star no matter what Google says. Follow Kelly on Twitter.
As far as I’m concerned (for the record, I am concerned very far) any time you make a putt over 5 ft with one hand you have completed a trick shot. I’ve tried for years to practice putting with one hand to hone my skills and I am atrocious at it. Even if my set up and take away are flawless, I inevitably turn the putter head violently at impact and completely shit the bed. Can’t do it for the life of me. Totally suck at it.
This college kid, though, he’s picking up my slack. Doing God’s work with the flat stick. One-handed putting the fucking lights out.
Billionaire entrepreneur and Dallas Mavs owner Mark Cuban is the man behind Cyber Dust, a mobile messaging app that aims to be as secure and private as possible. In an interview with Business Insider, he explains why Snapchat is a huge mistake if you care about your privacy and don’t want those seemingly “private” dick pics to come back and haunt you.
Business Insider also reached out to Snapchat for a response. Here’s what they said:
Snapchat’s response: Not clear on what the context is around [Mark Cuban’s statement], but when we say it’s “deletion by default” it is because it’s closer to regular conversations. You can always record a conversation, but ordinarily you wouldn’t. Snapchat is more about the social norms and expectation than secrecy.
The bar for becoming the queen or king of something has apparently been lowered to ankle-height, since all it takes is for you to basically declare so to no one in particular and then POOF! You’re the King of Chicken Salad Wraps if you feel so inclined. That’s how Chelsea Ferguson, stripper at Blue Velvet strip club, became the “Queen of Snapchat,” or so I assume. It’s not like she had to fill out a form or be birthed into the royal family; instead she just took a bunch of nudes and got banned from the app. If only everything in life were that easy.
Model Chelsea Ferguson, who works at Newcastle’s Blue Velvet strip club, tweeted a photograph of herself completely naked in an effort to get back on Snapchat and promote her job…
Her X-Rated snaps, which included photographs of her cooking breakfast naked and lifting up her top in a mirror, got her throw off the photo-sharing app but she’s not giving up without a fight.
She told Daily Star Online: “I was the queen of Snapchat and my t**s were the crown jewels so I think they should un-ban me and put me back on my throne.”(via)
Uh-huh. You know you can just make a new account, right? It’s not like the people over at Snapchat are stalking your every move, waiting for you to throw up a loose nipple or two. Then again, maybe I’m underestimating how bored the people who run Snapchat are — after all, they work at Snapchat. What is there to do besides creep on everyone’s photos and write the occasional line of code?
You can click HERE to see Chelsea Ferguson’s ridiculously naked Twitter, or you can click HERE to see a picture of a cute little doggy wearing pants. Even though Chelsea’s tits are “the crown jewels of Snapchat” I’d like to consider this doggy’s pants the “hope diamond of Google Images.” Can’t go wrong either way.
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[H/T Mirror]
The billionaire founder of Snapchat, Evan Spiegel, is a certified Bro. His pic messaging app is worth $19 billion now, but just a couple years ago he was pitching BroBible on Picaboo as a way of sending sexy time nudes with chicks. No joke, this is an e-mail he sent the entire BroBible team back when he was in a fraternity at Stanford in 2010. We, stupidly, didn’t respond.
snapchat wants $10 billion. never forget when evan spiegel was just pitching brobible and we were like “da fuck?” pic.twitter.com/SWxKWmEcPH
— Brandon Wenerd (@brandonwenerd) July 31, 2014
Certified Bro. No one is questioning that, especially after he said “fuck off” to Mark Zuckerberg’s billions to all a couple more zeros to his net worth a few years. And seeing some of the talent he reportedly hangs out with. And the fact he pays his employees like $500,000 in compensation packages right out of college.
But forget about all that for a second. Spiegel just pulled the ultimate Bro power move: Making out with hot supermodel Miranda Kerr. Via US Weekly:
Ten seconds and then some! Miranda Kerr has a new billionaire in her life — Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegel. According to an eyewitness, the supermodel, 32, was spotted getting cozy with the 25-year-old tech giant at a Venice, Calif., eatery on Saturday, June 27.
“They sat at the bar and were making out,” the observer tells Us Weekly of Orlando Bloom’s ex-wife and Spiegel, who has been dubbed by Forbes as the world’s youngest billionaire. “They were really into each other.”
There’s a pic of said canoodling (tho not full make-out) over at US Weekly.
Kerr is famously Orlando Blooms ex-wife and a baby momma. The couple divorced a few years back, with some weird social media shit going down between Bloom and Justin Bieber (possibly her rebound?) last summer. Bloom infamously threw a punch at the pop brat in Ibiza after he allegedly lipped off about him saying hi to her
Clearly Miranda Kerr has now moved on to higher net-worth individuals.
Atta boy, Evan. Certified Bro if there ever was one.
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If you’d like to see some pics of how much Evan Spiegel’s girl enjoys being naked, check out this post from earlier this year.
[H/T: Elite Daily]
11 Tips for #Snapchat Power Users. Yes, it includes how to draw in black and white. https://t.co/j8sNQpvBcu pic.twitter.com/XTtqJYtNOK
— mplatco (@mplatco) May 7, 2015
Snapchat is the perfect phone app when it comes to sending people nudes and pictures of drugs so that you can show everyone how super-duper cooooool you are because like omg hardcore much look at all those lines of coke, but if you’re looking to draw the next Mona Lisa the 10 second maximum time limit all snaps have is kind of daunting. Michael Platco, however, eats that 10 second time limit for breakfast…or at least doesn’t give two dicks about it since he gets paid to draw snaps for companies like 20th Century Fox and Disney. According to Mirror,
This professional artist can earn up to £39,000 for his miniature masterpieces – which vanish after just 10 seconds.Meet Michael Platco, who has made his name creating temporary works of art using the social network Snapchat. The 26-year-old spends five hours-a-day drawing pictures on the app that often feature him as a fictional characters. With more than 100,000 of his own followers he works full-time to promote companies through their accounts on the hugely popular medium. …However, the former teacher, who once took three hours to complete a Snapchat, claims his job leads to constant hand cramp.
Yeah and I get butt cramps sitting here eating Cheezits and drinking Diet Coke all day but you don’t see me complaining. It’s called sacrifice, Michael – sometimes if you wanna win the race you have to chop off your leg and feed it to wolves. Wolves don’t fuck around. Have you seen The Grey? Wolves literally stalked and killed Liam Neeson and his crew of lovable misfits who we all knew were doomed the minute they signed on to star in a film with Liam Neeson. He’s like the lesser-likely to die version of Sean Bean.
Mr. Biscuit is my Patronus. Just sayin… #PrettyLittleLiars #HarryPotter @ABCFpll @ABCFamily pic.twitter.com/wAYyj6aKJt — mplatco (@mplatco) June 17, 2015
As for what Michael’s hand cramp-filled work day is like:
“Sometimes I go to events, other times I use my own account to promote them or I work from the brand’s Snapchat account. The ultimate goal is grow their accounts and get them more followers.”It can be a long day. I usually grab a coffee and plough through because Snapchat doesn’t lend itself to breaks – my hand cramps up all the time.”The longest it took me was Harry Potter which was three hours. Sometimes I spend an hour on one post, but a lot will take just 20 minutes.”…He added: “I took some time off work to go to Disney and run their snapchat account and then brands starting offering me lots of deal so I decided to take it full-time.
“I’m basically an eight-year-old in the body of a 26-year-old.
So he’s like Robin Williams in that movie where he’s like 10 but has that Benjamin Button shit going on and looks 40. Ew. At first I thought I might be jealous of this guy’s job, but now I’m like “Nah, butt cramps + diet coke > hand cramps + dying alone as a 100-year-old baby.” …he didn’t mean that literally? Oh. Still not deleting that paragraph.
Life is like a mystery here in Duckburg. #Disney #DuckTales #Nature #90sKids Snap by ‘mplatco’ https://t.co/fAlJMs0ZZj
— mplatco (@mplatco) May 27, 2015
.@Lakaysha3 Been there, snapped that! Along with every other character in the Harry Potter Series! pic.twitter.com/AUArCuEqiZ — mplatco (@mplatco) May 17, 2015
[H/T Mirror]
Here’s a thing you need to know about me. When I get an email with the subject line “Snapchat Movie Where Tumblr Teen Girl Squeezes Detergent Pods On Her Tits/Rubs Cheese Whiz On Her Knees To Hoobastank,” I’m gonna click it.
Here’s the full text of it, sent to our Tips Line.
I made a real-time short film about what teenager girls are up too these days.. it was all done in real-time on Snapchat. I would love if you guys would check it out/consider writing about it… It explores a lot of themes like voyeurism/post modern nostalgia and what happens when your little girl is watching Marilyn Manson videos in the day and getting Dr.Seuss read to her at night.
Bella is 19 btw.
Thanks, Bro! Oddly, that “Bella is 19 btw” kicker made me feel even worse watching this. It’s … uhhh … as far a conceptual art goes, it’s definitely conceptual art.
Idk, though. I’m 31. Maybe you kids will be feeling this. It’s kinda cool that it’s done all through SnapChat, a sort of medium is the message conceit (glad you kids are still reading your McLuhan), and perhaps it loses its effectiveness as a YouTube video.
Here’s what the director, 21-year-old Alex Kazemi, told Oyster Mag.
It’s 2015 and it’s getting harder and harder figuring out who is not on a movie set in their life all the time. Everybody is always in character. Our realities/perceptions are manipulated. Anyone born in the 90s is constantly at war with who they are online, and who they are offline. We lose our minds in front of the cameras as much as celebrities do. There is no outsider culture, because we are all scribing from the same homogenised source. What was once scary is now normal. Nothing is scary.
That’s very true. Me and my sister were at the Whitney last week, looking at the progression of American Modern Art. All we could think was ‘Meh.’ When everything in 2015 is trying to offend your senses, anything intentionally trying to offend your senses inherently doesn’t.
Maybe that’s the point here. Although the Hoobstank is uniquely terrible. You can watch it on SnapChat for the next 24 hours by adding mudditchgirl91.
I don’t really know anything about Kylie Jenner except that she comes from the Kardashian/Jenner bloodline and just had a birthday party where her weird older sister twerked while some dude zooted fat rails of blow in the background. The Kardashian camp is denying said allegations, of course, but IDK — That video tells a different story.
Anywhoo, over the weekend 17-year-old Kylie Jenner sent Twitter and Instagram into a tizzy. She filmed a couple of short Snapchat videos of herself dancing to Future’s “Rich $ex” in a shirt that said “Eat Me Out” a la the In-N-Out Burger logo.
This, understandably, kicked the proverbial social media beehive. Here are a few reactionary tweets Complex grabbed:
Kylie Jenner was wearing a shirt that said "eat me out" if I walked out the house wearing that my mom would drag me back in & kill me ![😂]()
— Kayla Champion (@Champ_Kayla) July 26, 2015
Kylie Jenner is honestly embarrassing lol like idk why r u wear a shirt that says eat me out ur 17
— samanthaleigh (@RamSosario) July 26, 2015
Nothing classier than seeing 17 year old Kylie Jenner dance around to the song "Rich $ex" while wearing a shirt that says "Eat Me Out" :-)
— KT (@warmbloodprobs) July 26, 2015
Kylie Jenner is wearing a shirt that says "eat me out" so that's some great parenting there
— Lia (@lia_cal) July 26, 2015
KYLIE JENNERS SNAPCHAT IS THE WORST & she's wearing a shirt that says EAT ME OUT ![😓]()
pic.twitter.com/qllfKfwxvx
— katie (@k80claire) July 26, 2015
When Kylie Jenner's shirt in her snap story says "eat me out." YOURE YOUNGER THAN ME WTF KRIS WOULD NOT BE PROUD
— Rachel Duprey (@rachhhelduprey) July 26, 2015
Looking at Kylie Jenner's snap chat and she had on a mesh shirt with the in-n-out logo but it says eat-me-out. Child. You are 17. Chill.
— coolbreeeze (@coolbreeeze_) July 26, 2015
Kylie Jenner wore a shirt on Snapchat that says “eat me out” .. she’s 17.. pretty obvious money can’t buy class.
— KC Montero (@KCMontero) July 26, 2015
Personally, I will never understand why Kylie Jenner is famous or someone America should care about, but apparently that’s the why of the world these days. I have no opinion about her. But a close friend of mine who is a teacher said that teens these days try to make “Kylie Jenner lips” in school. Apparently it’s some sort of trendy fashion statement or something. Like, I don’t even know what that means.
How far the world has fallen since my days of doodling on my Discman with a whiteout pen and making Duct Tape wallets to stick in the back of Jnco Jeans.
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We all have that one friend who will absolutely screw with your phone if you leave it unattended in their presence for too long. This dude trolled the shit out of his “dumb friend Amy” who left her phone at his house. He totally took over her Snapchat and blasted Amy’s friends with poop jokes and random musings about life.
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Arianny Celeste is queen on Instagram (jiggle jiggle jiggle). She’s also queen on Snapchat — username: Ariannyceleste — where apparently she’s totally cool with just sending pics of her breasts to her millions of fans around the world.
Need proof? OK. Here’s proof:
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New favorite Snapchat follow ever.
Snapchat is a powerful tool. It has given people a visual medium of communication that is (supposed to be) temporary, allowing them to send edgier photos with low risk of exposure. My dick pic game has increased about 800% since Snapchat’s inception and by 2016, it’s projected to skyrocket over 1,000%. #Excited.
But jilted lovers and screenshots are never a good mix. Scratch that, they are the best mix because I get to post about it and you get to read about it, and its a good chuckle for both of us.
May want to pop some popcorn for this one, bros.
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Bros, I think she damn well knows he’s going to look familiar. But who could it be? Her co-worker? Her handsy personal trainer? His best friend? That would suck.
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Oh, just his flesh and blood. Going to pound town on his lover. And there is no trace of remorse on his face.
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But I digress.
After fluids have been exchanged, does the girlfriend feel guilty for her infidelity?? Nope.
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Dudes got the hand on the hip like “c’mon”
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Ya bro, figured you might. What kind of dude is he? Caring? Outgoing?
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Shit, man. I feel for ya. That’s gotta be a tough one to swallow. But take solace in the fact that your happy trail game is A+. So there’s that.
[h/t Playboy]
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This guy was getting it on with his girl when he was abruptly interrupted when his girlfriend’s mother came home early from work. He was forced to hide under his girlfriend’s bed until the coast was clear. While he was hiding, he decided to document his struggle on Snapchat.
The struggle is real. Let’s hope he made it out ok.
H/T Dudecomedy
Fireball
A buddy of mine just sent me an interview with the CMO from one of our nation’s premiere restaurants, and in the interview that CMO (Carl Sweat) discusses how the restaurant chain he oversees is now the world’s largest purveyor of Fireball Whiskey. Given that this CMO’s chain is in fact my favorite amongst all restaurant chains AND that I’ve been known to take up the Fireball Whiskey market share of 50 average men, I can’t help but think that I’ve played some minor part in Hooters becoming the world’s foremost purveyor of Fireball…But the amazing Hooters news doesn’t stop there: millennial chicks are also HUGE fans of Hooters (and Fireball Whiskey, but we knew that already).
In his interview with Digiday’s Tanya Dua, Hooters CMO Carl Sweat opened up about how Hooters’ appeal towards millennials, Hooters’ new Snapchat account, the changing image of the iconic ‘Hooters Girl’, and more! Here are a few excerpts from that interview:
How does Hooters appeal to the millennial generation?
The interesting thing is that we’ve been appealing to this generation pretty well for quite some time. They’re all about the experience, and that’s what we offer. Hooters is a great equalizer; it’s a fun place to be. There can be a judge sitting next to a college student, sitting next to someone who’s in the military, sharing a great sports experience or ice-cold beer or great food or a Hooters girl’s hospitality. That experience fits in with how the generation sees life.
Talk about dropping the world’s most obvious truth bombs. Everyone who’s anyone knows that Hooters is a fun place to be, and that sharing ice-cold beer and watching sports together is quite possibly the greatest of all American pastimes.
Really? But millennials tend to be so politically correct.
People might not think of Hooters as the quintessential brand for millennials, but our business has been growing rapidly among millennials. Millennials are coming in as groups, both male and female. They are not judgmental. They’re actually interested in the experience and understand that the Hooters girls make it fun, engaging, and there’s nothing more to it than that.Such as?
We’re the No. 1 Fireball purveyor in the world, which is a quintessential millennial staple, especially among millennial women. The fact that we are the No. 1 place in the world for sales of Fireball means that millennial women are coming into Hooters and enjoying themselves as a part of the social experience too.
It makes sense the greatest brand in cinnamon whiskey would want to partner with the greatest sports bar brand in America, right? Everything about this makes sense to me, they’re a match made in Heaven.
And last but not least, the CMO opened up about the changing image of the ‘Hooters Girl':
So sex appeal is no longer the crux of your marketing?
A Hooters girl is much more than just an attractive young lady. That’s one of the things we’re bringing to life more in our advertising. Who the ultimate Hooters girl is, is really defined by that experience at the table-side. The personality that she brings, that level of engagement that she’s able to create in her interactions — that is what brings people back, according to consumer surveys.
Personality AND those dope ass wings they’re selling, it’s the harmony of those two components that bring the customers back.
I’ve spent hours if not days of my life trying to explain to people that my love of Hooters is not ironic, that I genuinely think Hooters is one of the greatest restaurants on the planet. Sure, I may be biased because I grew up just down the road from the first ever Hooters restaurant, and I spent an exorbitant amount of time there growing up (and as an adult) crushing wings and curly fries. But that doesn’t change the fact that at any point in my day I’ll take a break to debate with you on whether or not Hooters is the best around (it is), and I’ll spend as much time is needed to convince you that Hooters is the truth.
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P.s.:
Hooters, if you’re reading this I’d love to interview the CMO some time and I think our audience would love to hear whatever he has to say about Fireball Whiskey, wings, and millennials.
